Not sure about you but after five days my socks smell like they’re from Uranus. I would have loved to use that joke but editors of newspapers who desperately want to be cutting edge cool, relevant and attract a younger audience would react with enough righteous indignation to make Jimmy Swaggart blush. Can’t risk losing the Sweet Final Hours Rest Home demographic.
Which is why you never read the word “sucks” in a comic strip. It’s just too edgy. I’m pretty sure things were said to have “sucked” in Colonial Williamsburg but some how this bad boy word has never been accepted in to family newspapers. True story: on more than one occasion I’ve heard someone say “goddamn” on television but only half of the word is beeped out and guess which word? You’re right: ”(beep)damn!”
That’s f’d up.