Super Bowl: check. Mage: check. NY football Giants champs: check. Won SB Party dumb luck $150 pot: check. $3 million/30 second spot commercials: check.
Wait, one of them was a commercial? Gran Torino Clint walking thru Detroit (filmed in NewOrleans and LA) giving the now famous “HALFTIME IN AMERICA” speech was a commercial for Chrysler? GM? Did you know this?
CBS News notes that Chrysler was bailed out with $12.5 billion from the U.S. government in 2008, and following bankruptcy restructuring is majority owned by Fiat SpA. In 2011, Chrysler earned $183 million, compared with a loss of $652 million in 2010.
Rather than try to compete, I direct you to an incredibly clever take on the topic by my friend the good Doctor Jarlsberg. Enjoy: