Mitt-ism

by Mike Lester on February 3, 2012

The left loves me when I go after the right.  I know, Mitt ain’t exactly Mr. Right -or as Lawrence Odoofus called him Mr. “Whiter than white” (damn that’s some good stuff).  But Mitt’s not my first choice for a lot of reasons and while he was taken out of context, misspoke and basically loaded the firing squad rifles it’s his particular stance on the issues that bother me.

I’m going to support Santorum until I can’t -which could be any day but…make no mistake, on voting day and all I see is STILTON JARLSBERG’s name on the ballot opposite BARACK H. OBAMA, I’m voting for the cheese…man.

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