Trumped, I was

by Mike Lester on April 9, 2012


True story: Cartoon was killed because “MISS IT” was ‘post-op’ (had a cutadickoffame procedure) and therefore would have no need to stand at urinal.

A little too much info from the editors if you ask me but I parried w/ “if it has a Y chromosome it’s a DUDE.” Nothing else matters.

As a bonus, if you’re one of the other contestants you know there’s a WAR ON WOMEN.

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